Aurora Universe, submitted by Afterburner. Everyone loves pretty ladies, even homosexual men and the blind, but some people love pretty ladies a little too much. Others love super heroes, particularly homosexual men and the blind, but some people love super heroes a little too much. Then there's the folks at the Aurora Universe who love both a little too much and also happen to have rudimentary Photoshop skills. These two loves and a basic skill combine to form one of the most pathetic nerd galleries on earth, complete with fan-fiction about the pornstars-cum-super heroes that these dorks have created.
"No, make yourself younger instead, Mae," Susan said softly. "Steve has this fantasy for a young girl of 17 or so, a true super girl. Can you be that girl again?"
Smiling as Carey daringly gave me a hug, I saw the look of eagerness in her face that confirmed that she wanted me to do the same. I nodded my head as I realized that these two had planned this.
"Ok, guys, but tell me if I don’t get it right…"
I closed my eyes and began to concentrate on making myself even younger.
I find it difficult to decide which is more pathetic; spending hours photoshopping a Superman costume onto a model or spending hours writing volume after volume of shitty mildly erotic fanfiction. I guess it all balances out though, since cape or no cape this is as close as any of these guys is getting to a pair of breasts that isn't covered with potato-chip crumbs.
I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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