Terrorist Tie, submitted by Cormee. Oh my, if only this site were a joke. I found so many crazy things for sale in the name of the US of A in the past year or so, and this has to be one of the lamest.

Get your official Terrorist Tie and declare your own “Jihad” against terrorism. Each tie comes with a soft vinyl hang tag declaring your support for choking out terrorism.

Sure thing, dude.

– Snakey Slithers

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