Male sexuality: love, pleasure, and happiness with women, submitted by Antti. Okay, now I'll be the first guy to admit that I have absolutely no clue what this bozo wagon is bitching about on his eye-detonatingly horrid neon blue and yellow computer screen show site. I think this jackhole just wants an excuse to use letters the size of entire hams while trying to make my computer screen explode and send the glass shards into my face which he thinks will kill me but hey buddy, I'm a goddamn war veteran and I eat glass for dinner every morning I wake up! So you'd better not try any of that funny stuff on me because it won't work even if I have no clue what this computer screen page is about.

I RAN OUT OF PICTURES SO HERE IS THIS PICTURE I FOUND ON THIS THING I PUT HERE

You don't hear songs about killing mothers for hitting their children or killing wives for daring to hit their husbands. Using Domestic Violence as an excuse for Domestic Murder is sick and perverted. Those who advocate the Domestic Murder of men are sick and perverted people who have moral views similar to men who rape women.

There are "secrets" to being "good" at "love sports", just as there are "secrets" for being "good" at regular sports.

Women NEVER reward love. Women Kill Themselves. Let Women Die.

My class on rape and violence prevention, if taught nationally, could greatly reduce the level of rape and violence in America.

Yeah, okay, whatever, I didn't have the time or patience to read through the rest of this garbage heap (for information why my Internet is now gone, see above), but I can assure you that it's all horribly stupid and makes no sense and has no function other than to convince people to either beat their wives or not beat their wives or rape their wives or rape somebody else or rape themselves or whatever, who knows.

PS: Oh wait, I forgot about this especially pointless and putrid section, inappropriately entitled, "How to get "FREE" Sex":

Over the years at bars, I have danced with thousands of women, shared pleasure with hundreds of women, and even exotic danced for women for money.

In my book, "The Quest for Love", and in my classes and lectures, I teach some of the "secret skills" for being good at "making women happy".

I REJECT the RAPIST philosophy of Marxism. Men who think women "OWE" men "free sex", are NO DIFFERENT FROM Radical Feminists who think men "OWE" women "free money". Radical Feminists believe that if a woman marries a man for a year and "gives him sex", then she has the right to divorce him, and THEN:
(1) take HALF of his money.
(2) be paid an INCOME for the REST OF HER LIFE.
That is the ECONOMIC RAPE OF MEN !!!!! The ECONOMIC RAPE OF MEN IS WRONG !!!!! The SEXUAL RAPE OF WOMEN IS WRONG !!!!!

Hey, here's an idea: SHUT UP.

PPS: Apparently terrorism has something to do with loving or not loving women, as the wacko crackerpot nutjob writing this computer screen has a few psychotic rants about Osama Bin Laden and the Middle East and bombs and camels and sand and blah blah blah, he's crazy blah blah.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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