Catholic Freebies, submitted by J Coleman. Everybody in the world likes free stuff! How can you not like free stuff? I mean it's not like you paid anything for it, so even if it sucks you have no reason to complain! Just like this site; we're providing free entertainment and if you don't like it then you can just shove a sock into your mouth and put yourself in a wheelbarrow and have your mom roll you down a cliff where you'll fall safely into the back of an ambulance but then the ambulance will crash into a nuclear warhead and you'll die. How do you like them apples, Percival?!?
Anyway, Catholic Freebies is a great website which offers free stuff to good Catholic soldiers who are willing to fight Satan and all forms of good taste by publicly displaying these holy monstrosities to the outside world. There's so much great free crap in this website that I don't even know where to begin! Help me, Jesus!
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Wow! Jesus sure is a sucker for secure financial planning and fantastic savings! Way to go Jesus, and thank you very much! I'll be sure to vote for you in the upcoming annual "Son Of God" election!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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