Biker Fox, submitted by Matt. Biker Fox is going to save the world! He is a biker TO THE EXTREME! Are you ready for Biker Fox?! I don't think so! You know why? Because that's how Biker Fox baby has gotta have it! Biker Fox is the greatest showman of our time and all times to come. He can do the MOTHERFUCKING BIKER FOX FLIP!!! Do you see your mom or dad doing that? NO! BECAUSE THEY AREN'T BIKER FOX AT ALL NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU! THEY ARE NOTHING BUT LYING SHITS! KILL THEM!
BIKER FOX IS THE KEY!
Biker Fox welcomes you to his website. He is the first and only person IN THE WORLD to perform the BikerFox flip, a complete front flip on a mountain bike. The only way to see the hops, crashes, extreme front flips, safety techniques, and dances for the girls, is to buy the bicycle video. The out-takes are incredible, unbelievable, hilarious, and worth the price of the movie alone!
Ohhhhh Biker Fox, you silly fucker! Please note that I have no idea why he has a picture of a dead animal in a car engine on his web site.
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