Ultimate Bad-Asses, submitted by Chris. The only good thing I could possibly write about this site is that it hasn't been updated since May 21st. If only more webcomics could be so late in updating, the Internet would be a much more wonderful place.
"Ultimate Bad-Asses" is a webcomic about various bubble-headed, unfunny "Marines" who float around in white space and make witty and hilarious comments which are neither witty nor hilarious. In fact, the following comments are so utterly non-witty and non-hilarious that I do believe I want to make myself die!
HA HA! THAT IS HUMOR, MY FRIEND! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! GET IT? If only the super-intelligent Goth Poets could combine forces with the ultra-hilarious webcomic authors of the world! Then we'd have one easy, visible target to direct the orbiting laser cannons at. Oops, I just ended that last sentence with a preposition.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.