Aaron's Damsels in Destress Page, submitted by Internet. Aaron apparently spends his life scouring old films, comics, and magazines to capture every moment a woman has ever been carried, manhandled, tied to a railroad tracks, or had her clothing torn. Mind you, he only seems to go for the fictional misogyny, otherwise he'd be a pretty weird guy if he just sat there taking pictures of women instead of helping them. I'm not sure what kind of reasoning would motivate you to be this thorough and extensive, let alone to make a site like this in the first place, but it is refreshing on some levels. Women need to be put in their place, and the waiting arms of a robot named Gog is just as good a place as I can imagine.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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