Andy Fresh, submitted by Me. I'm really sick of morons who think they can write a decent Internet comic, because the very words "Internet" and "comic" oppose each other like two ancient evils tussling over the life energies of a popular variety of whore. To give you an example as to why Internet comics are all part of the Biblical ten-horned beast nation set to destroy us, look no further than Andy Fresh!
Howdy howdy FRESH FANS! It's been hectic getting back to school...but Andy-Fresh's Senior Year is off with a bang! You'll notice the funky new layout, and cancellation of a few features...this year is all about ANDY, and seeing him off into the sunset. That is, unless I go back on my word and next year we see ANDY-FRESH GOES TO COLLEGE. But let's not get ahead of ourselves...look for a bevvy of new, cool stuff in coming months. FULL SPEED!
I'm guessing the "Fresh Fans" consist of Andy's mom, dad, and one to three idiot friends, one to two of which are probably high function mental handicaps. All I know is that when I look at a comic like this:
I want to pour acid into a clothing iron and run it across my body in hopes that the pain will be so intense, all memories of Andy Fresh will be negated. In truth I know my hopes are for naught, for the shitty quality of this comic will echo in my heart and mind for decades to come. If this is a slice of life, then I wish it would go straight for my throat or wrists.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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