Mr. Winkle, submitted by forum goon.It's time to visit an old friend of the terrible interweb. While I'm a self-admitted animal lover that owns a sassy pig and a variety of cockroaches, I feel no special love for the famous Mr. Winkle. In fact, I think it's a horrible abomination of nature that was probably forged by an evil wizard to win the hearts of goofy housewives and then corrupt their soul. Well, I'm not falling for your ruse, Mr. Winkle!Mr. Winkle will never know how close it came to being devoured whole.
Not only is this little beast the spawn of hellfire, but the site itself uses terribly bright colors that will burn your eyes, and includes a flash version that takes hours for the little pooch of purgatory to show up. Thanks to help from the big guy below, Mr. Winkles has landed top notch gigs on the Today Show, Sex in the City, and signing "pawtagraphs" at nationwide Borders bookstores. Why is it making appearances at bookstores you may ask? That's because this horrible hound has a book published. There's just something intrinsically wrong about dog publishing a book. Next thing you know it'll run for Congress and start its eventual climb to total power, and the enslavement of the human race. Mr. Winkles is truly on top of the world...for now. But the day that Winkles falls from glory, I will be there, laughing at its misfortune and disgrace. We can only hope for the future of our children that day will come soon.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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