This is Not Really Happening, submitted by Exorcism Tongs. Goatse.cx has... uh... horrible poetry? Is this supposed to be better or worse than the anus?

If I threw my heart at you,
would you catch it?
could you?
or would I upon
a dodging game
and unremitting unknowing pain...

On second thought yes, this goth emo furry artwork and poetry is just about on the same level as ye olde anus.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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