This is Not Really Happening, submitted by Exorcism Tongs. Goatse.cx has... uh... horrible poetry? Is this supposed to be better or worse than the anus?
If I threw my heart at you,
would you catch it?
or would I upon
a dodging game
and unremitting unknowing pain...
On second thought yes, this goth emo furry artwork and poetry is just about on the same level as ye olde anus.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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