Animated 3d fighting, submitted by pck. A 23-year old Swedish kid who enjoys playing Dance Dance Revolution and poorly Photoshopping his image into Britney Spears photographs gets turned on by computer animated women hitting each other until one of them, possibly both of them, fall down and roll around. If you thought this sexual fetish was goofy enough, wait until you actually see the character models he makes. It looks like he stole their facial features from clay Gumby parts he had lying around, and to make matters worse, the characters periodically emit cackling witch noises for no readily apparent reason. Oh how sexy!
It is time to get busted, cuntbusted! A nasty woman in leather pants kicks a short girl in jazz pants in her cunt 3 times; the last kick with the aftermath will also be seen from a different camera angle.
Wow! It truly is the perfect time to get busted, cuntbusted!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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