Deaths and Mishaps: Name, Sound, and Letter System, submitted by Anton. Nutball lacking web design skills predicts celebrity deaths using nonsensical numerical formula and clue dropped by Nostradamus.

Before proceeding further, I must make one statement. Thus far, the only endangered person with whom I had enough clues (from both Nostradamus and numerology) to make a positive identification in advance was Princess Diana. This is because Nostradamus actually named her. I have the name of only one other individual who will be in danger in the near future (2002): singer/actress Madonna. Again as with Diana, Nostradamus provides her name -- numerology provides the time.

The majority of the site seems to be postings of celebrity deaths and injuries with accompanying comments about how the author predicted this and that. That's not going to bring back my beautiful Princess Di-di, now is it?!?!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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