The Joy Of Creating, submitted by Underscore. The Beatles. Elvis Presley. Macho Man Randy Savage. What do they have in common? They are all legendary musical talents that have just been completely upstaged by "The Joy of Creating", an album put together by various artists and centered around L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. But don't take it from me! Here's Doug E Fresh to explain with the dopest rap to ever ill:

Hey! Hey! Could somebody tell me where the party at?
Put’em up, put’em up, put’em up,
put your hands up, put’em up,
I see ya — bass line! Come on!

Yo what’s up y’all,
this is Doug E. Fresh
Much love and much respect
and this is “The Joy of Creating.”
Come on!
Now let me tell you something,
watch this.
You know what —

Force yourself to smile and you’ll soon stop frowning.
Force yourself to laugh and you’ll soon find something to laugh about.
Ain’t that right? Ya see?
Wax enthusiastic and you’ll very soon feel so.

A being causes his own feelings.

Yo! There’s a positive force and a negative force
And a spiritual being has the freedom of choice
I can make music by using my voice,
Turn a frown to a smile, make people rejoice
From a real good feeling that’s hard to fake
The greatest gift in life is to love create
So don’t hesitate, just communicate
And get in the game and participate
Splurge on it!
Splurge on it!
Come on!

It’s “The Joy of Creating” y’all.
Ain’t that right?
“Joy of Creating” y’all.
Come on!
Put’em, put’em, put’em up now.
Put’em, put’em, put’em up now.
Put’em up now.

That’s what it’s all about, baby!

I think I speak for everyone when I say: that truly is what it's all about.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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