Save the Males, submitted by Richie. At first I thought this was the official site for the conspiracy fueled game "Deus Ex", but after wondering why Ion Storm would spend so much time talking about Jews I realized that this is, in fact, a site run by a crazy person. Not only does it have a web address suited only for a gay porn site, it has a Canadian domain extension. Already this site is off to a bad start.

Save the Males is basically the soapbox of Dr. Henry Makow Ph.D., a man on a mission to inform you about the evils of the Illuminati. I'll agree with a few of his points. But the problem with Dr. Makow is that while he has some sound ideas, he discredits them by also having some really goofy ones. Like when he says the world is controlled by a secret society that worships Lucifer, well, that makes perfect sense. However, I disagree with him when he suggests that his failed marriages are the result of a vast conspiracy to destabilize the world by promoting a lesbian agenda.

Specifically, my generation was programmed to believe that woman and men are not only equal but also the same. As a result, many of us are immature. We suffer from arrested development caused by the suppression of our natural heterosexual instincts.

Personally, I reached the age of 48 without understanding masculinity or how to relate to a woman. I had no standard of manhood and thus had nothing to aim for. Similarly, all the women I met were confused or messed up. Predictably, I had two failed marriages and my personal development was stalled.

The elite wants people to be stunted, frustrated, distracted and confused. It is a vast criminal enterprise. The last thing it needs is for people to be fully developed and functional human beings.

That's a long way to go to lay blame if you ask me. I think that maybe, just maybe, his marriage might have ended because he's a wee bit nutty. I mean when he argues that the Satanists are responsible for the dwindling Christmas spirit, I can't help but shout, "damn right!" while violently shoving mouthfuls of mind-altering drugs into my mouth to prevent those horrible visions of the Goodyear Blimp from coming back. But – and this is a big but – he completely purges himself of all sanity by suggesting we live in a feminist police state because of our inability to beat the shit out of women:

Today male and female superheroes routinely slug it out on the big screen but if ordinary men and women so much as shove, they can be arrested for "domestic assault." Men risk jail, legal bills, and the loss of family, house and job if they so much as argue with a woman.

This is the result of the widespread "zero tolerance" policy which defines domestic assault as any physical contact, no matter how innocuous. The charge is laid by the state even if no harm has been done.

Ostensibly this policy protects women but its real purpose is to emasculate men and persecute heterosexuals. It's another front in the Rockefeller-based elite's campaign to degrade society, destroy family and decrease population by making heterosexuality unworkable.

I kid, though, because I agree. I think it's ridiculous I can't go out and smack random women in the face with a desk lamp. My inability to act out these natural desires has caused my heterosexuality to decline to the point that I am now a metrosexual, and believe you me, having sex with cities is very painful and intimidating. Another great point he makes is that it is very obvious the Jewish elite engineered the holocaust and the subsequent deaths of millions of innocent people in order to establish a Jewish state. Makes sense to me. He just keeps rolling! And by golly, yet another great point is made when he kind of sort of insinuates that "The Vagina Monologues" is partly responsible for terrorism.

While bombs rain down on Afghanistan this week, theatergoers in Washington D.C. are paying $50-70 at the National Theatre to see Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues". This play partly exemplifies why radical Islam has declared war on America. The play pretends to be about women's rights. In fact, it is little more than a public reading of explicit lesbian pornography. "The Vagina Monologues" is a celebration of lesbianism that is being produced in 25 countries, including Turkey and China. We are exporting homosexuality and the social disintegration that goes with it.

I can't help but feel the messages coming out of those vaginas is one of terror and hate. Take the recent case of the Womb Bomber, for example. Vaginas these days are the premier breeding ground for senseless violence and intolerance. What started as celebration of lesbianism has clearly given birth to a culture of terror that threatens to escalate out of control, if it hasn't already. I only hope that these vaginas come to their senses, and those that are impregnated with bombs suffer the consequences of a miscarriage.

You know, in the end, I think this guy is A-OKAY. I would apologize for taking him out of context, but crazy removed from crazy isn't going to make much difference. But enough of that, let's do our part and disassemble this hideous Satan-powered New World Order. How do we do that? By voting for Al Sharpton. They won't know what hit them, and neither will we.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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