KFC recently made the bold decision to offer its customers boneless chicken tenders, but in this post-New Coke America, where today's product innovation is tomorrow's disaster, they'd be fools if they didn't hedge their bets! Created just in case this franchise's discerning customers decide they're unwilling to accept deboned birds, this KFC ad campaign offers an enticing alternative!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
You have summoned him and now he is here!