KFC recently made the bold decision to offer its customers boneless chicken tenders, but in this post-New Coke America, where today's product innovation is tomorrow's disaster, they'd be fools if they didn't hedge their bets! Created just in case this franchise's discerning customers decide they're unwilling to accept deboned birds, this KFC ad campaign offers an enticing alternative!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
You have summoned him and now he is here!