KFC recently made the bold decision to offer its customers boneless chicken tenders, but in this post-New Coke America, where today's product innovation is tomorrow's disaster, they'd be fools if they didn't hedge their bets! Created just in case this franchise's discerning customers decide they're unwilling to accept deboned birds, this KFC ad campaign offers an enticing alternative!
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
You have summoned him and now he is here!