KFC recently made the bold decision to offer its customers boneless chicken tenders, but in this post-New Coke America, where today's product innovation is tomorrow's disaster, they'd be fools if they didn't hedge their bets! Created just in case this franchise's discerning customers decide they're unwilling to accept deboned birds, this KFC ad campaign offers an enticing alternative!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
You have summoned him and now he is here!