KFC recently made the bold decision to offer its customers boneless chicken tenders, but in this post-New Coke America, where today's product innovation is tomorrow's disaster, they'd be fools if they didn't hedge their bets! Created just in case this franchise's discerning customers decide they're unwilling to accept deboned birds, this KFC ad campaign offers an enticing alternative!
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
You have summoned him and now he is here!