Flippy's Cat Page, submitted by rampart. You know you've discovered a real gem of a website when one of the first few sentences reads, "There are currently more than 2,500 pages of fun and cat-related stories, jokes, tales, anecdotes, poems, books, links, tributes, free downloads & lots more." Well sweet shit, I've been looking for a website which has over 2,500 pages of fun and cat-related garbage! My two cats and two dogs aren't wacky and exciting enough for lil' ol' dynamic me, so this site will undoubtedly thrill me in ways that only an exotic lover could!
Tiffany is still very aggressive towards the other cats. In her former home she was an only cat, but now she has to share her home with three other felines and she is not at all happy about that. I've had to keep her locked in my study area (where the computer is), because if she goes out into the rest of the house she seeks out Romeo, Juliet, and Chloe and chases them all the while screaming at the top of her lungs which is all the more scary for them and for me! Juliet is shy so she is in hiding – it will take her much longer to get used to Tiffy. However, Romeo and Chloe want to make friends with Tiffy but she won't have any of it. I'm sure in time they will all settle and Tiffy will accept that she has to share her new home with Romeo, Juliet, and Chloe.
Congratulations lady, you are nuts and your cat is ugly! I just saved myself the time and effort of wading through the remaining 2,499 pages to determine if this lady has a healthy grip on reality or not. I sure hope I'm not missing anything important on those 2,499 pages like a confession listing the people she's murdered and fed to Romeo, Juliet, Chloe, and ol' Rancid One Eye up there. Oh Flippy, you sly devil!
PS: This lady is so nuts that she is apparently convinced her cats write her emails.
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