Boohbah, submitted by Fucking England. For those of you wondering what the hell that article was about this site promises not to help one fucking bit! It's the official site for British children's TV sensation The Boohbahs and it is almost as haunting and surreal as the show itself. I've seen these monsters compared to the Teletubbies, but those baby-talking gut-wonders were as milquetoast as Sesame Street compared to the trance-like Boohbahs.
The design of the show - visually and otherwise, draws upon early concepts in science, maths and art and combines these with ‘televisual magic’ to create a uniquely funny television experience.
Wow, I didn't know Native American peyote-fueled vision quests were suddenly being considered "early concepts in science". Enjoy the site's many pointless Flash games up to and including the point when you start tasting the keyboard through your fingers and hearing colors whisper.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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