Boohbah, submitted by Fucking England. For those of you wondering what the hell that article was about this site promises not to help one fucking bit! It's the official site for British children's TV sensation The Boohbahs and it is almost as haunting and surreal as the show itself. I've seen these monsters compared to the Teletubbies, but those baby-talking gut-wonders were as milquetoast as Sesame Street compared to the trance-like Boohbahs.
The design of the show - visually and otherwise, draws upon early concepts in science, maths and art and combines these with ‘televisual magic’ to create a uniquely funny television experience.
Wow, I didn't know Native American peyote-fueled vision quests were suddenly being considered "early concepts in science". Enjoy the site's many pointless Flash games up to and including the point when you start tasting the keyboard through your fingers and hearing colors whisper.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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