|Roofio||1 up, 48 down |
|A date-rapist who drugs his victims.|
"I think a Roofio slipped something in my drink last night. I woke up feeling like I got gangbangaranged."
|Related: | fairydusting ||
A Film by Hype Williams
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|1. An absurdly overblown event.|
2. A highly dubious account.
"My sister's homecoming party: A Film by Hype Williams."
"My sister got pregnant from a toilet seat at Denny's: A Film by Hype Williams."
|Related: | directed by david lachapelle | a mcg joint ||
|Ankhxiety||1 up, 244 down |
|The mysterious, ill-defined emotional malaise that consumed the goths of the 1980s.|
"I just got a promotion at work, but I still feel like painting my nails black. Could I be relapsing into ankhxiety?"
|Related: | robert smith's disease | morrissery ||
|Rickrolodex||2 up, 153 down |
|Someone who obsessively indexes every person they've ever rickrolled.|
"Oh man, I just rickrolled my cousin. That makes five people on my father's side of the family I've rickrolled this month."
|Related: | lolcatalogue | memecatcher ||
|2 up, 50 down |
|The vague apprehension and loss of equilibrium one feels sleeping in a bunk bed.|
"I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, bro. I can't face the bunk demon."
|Related: | trundlestiltskin | loft ness monster ||
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|The seemingly telepathic link that allows fat people to know what other fat people are thinking.|
"Lets go to McDonald's and-"
"Order 12 double cheeseburgers?"
"Wow! Ham radio."
|Related: | broadband ||