Wave a Flag, submitted by Augustus Gloop. Come wave a flag with me! The site limits posting to one per hour, but once per hour you can demonstrate the bottomless well of patriotic fervor that infuses your every action.

Wave A Flag!
In support of our troops.
Please wave a flag to show our pride in these heroes.
This page is for honoring our soldiers. Say something nice for them, or just leave your name. Please do not use it to post your political views.

You are not part of the Super Patriot collective if you do not wave flag. I have wave flag. You wave flag now.

You would think if he was really doing it to honor the troops he wouldn't include an ad for his web design business at the bottom. Maybe that's just stinkin' thinkin' though!

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