JC Racing Team, submitted by Dale.The only thing I love more than my racing is my Jesus. What a truly glorious day that will be when the two are combined to make an unstoppable force of love and motor oil. But wait, It seems that this wonderful event has already come to pass, and the lord hath returned to us. In car form!

The raceways will once again be Devil free once the Jesus race car is on the track. I just know in my heart of hearts that good old Dale is riding shotgun with ole JC as they grind rookies into the wall, making them explode into flames, and then going on win the checkered flag. Go team Jesus!

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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