Plushie Forest, submitted by CoolJeremiah. "Why yes, I do have sex with stuffed animals."
Amanda the Otter, playing with a couple of tub toys I carved from sponges. I half-filled Amanda with plastic beads so that she would dry fast if I ever took her into the tub. Amanda, if you haven't guessed, is my favorite!
Petition to stop the Internet: SIGNED.
PS: Mr. Plushie has a guestbook he would like you to sign. Perhaps you can trade tips with him regarding the easiest removal of semen from a stuffed otter.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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