Plushie Forest, submitted by CoolJeremiah. "Why yes, I do have sex with stuffed animals."
Amanda the Otter, playing with a couple of tub toys I carved from sponges. I half-filled Amanda with plastic beads so that she would dry fast if I ever took her into the tub. Amanda, if you haven't guessed, is my favorite!
Petition to stop the Internet: SIGNED.
PS: Mr. Plushie has a guestbook he would like you to sign. Perhaps you can trade tips with him regarding the easiest removal of semen from a stuffed otter.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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