Plushie Forest, submitted by CoolJeremiah. "Why yes, I do have sex with stuffed animals."
Amanda the Otter, playing with a couple of tub toys I carved from sponges. I half-filled Amanda with plastic beads so that she would dry fast if I ever took her into the tub. Amanda, if you haven't guessed, is my favorite!
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PS: Mr. Plushie has a guestbook he would like you to sign. Perhaps you can trade tips with him regarding the easiest removal of semen from a stuffed otter.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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