Plushie Forest, submitted by CoolJeremiah. "Why yes, I do have sex with stuffed animals."
Amanda the Otter, playing with a couple of tub toys I carved from sponges. I half-filled Amanda with plastic beads so that she would dry fast if I ever took her into the tub. Amanda, if you haven't guessed, is my favorite!
Petition to stop the Internet: SIGNED.
PS: Mr. Plushie has a guestbook he would like you to sign. Perhaps you can trade tips with him regarding the easiest removal of semen from a stuffed otter.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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