Plushie Forest, submitted by CoolJeremiah. "Why yes, I do have sex with stuffed animals."

Amanda the Otter, playing with a couple of tub toys I carved from sponges. I half-filled Amanda with plastic beads so that she would dry fast if I ever took her into the tub. Amanda, if you haven't guessed, is my favorite!

Petition to stop the Internet: SIGNED.

PS: Mr. Plushie has a guestbook he would like you to sign. Perhaps you can trade tips with him regarding the easiest removal of semen from a stuffed otter.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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