The Internet Furry Proximity Locator, submitted by Scat Champ. Never want to sleep soundly again? Then fire up the Internet Furry Proximity Locator and find out just how many furries live in your immediate area.



The IFPL is intentionally vague as to the exact location of the person you have found. This gives these people a measure of privacy, requiring contact between these people via email or instant messaging before they meet in person.

Well there go my plans for creating "a list". Look at them, just swarming over the United States like maggots on the carcass of Western civilization. Folks, this is why the Internet is bad. This is why the terrorists have already won. When this many people find drawing foreskin insertion pictures of anthropomorphic wolves and donning team mascot costumes for sexual gratification acceptable then we are walking corpses and we just don't know it. Humanity is dead, long live humanity.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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