SquareSoft's amazing 1995 Japanese RPG features plenty of memorable moments, but one that will be forever burned into my brain is the camping scene, where the characters share a peaceful moment with one another in the middle of an otherwise harrowing adventure. Another reason it's burned into my brain is because a camping trip tore my family apart and turned my father and I into amoral creatures who would cast our essential humanity away for the sake of craven survival. They really don't make 2D graphics like this anymore!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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