Hornet's Haunted Nest, submitted by Fez. 22-year old college student makes webpage which appears to be made by a 12-year old dropout. Tons of animated Halloween gifs, Halloween sounds, Halloween MIDIs, and enough Halloween colors to permanently scorch your monitor. This goes well with the "Crappy Ass Halloween theme" I started with the "Jacko" review. Um, I guess as well as it could possibly go.
PS: He asks to sign his guestbook; hey, don't kill the messenger. It says, "PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK" right on the page.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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