Hornet's Haunted Nest, submitted by Fez. 22-year old college student makes webpage which appears to be made by a 12-year old dropout. Tons of animated Halloween gifs, Halloween sounds, Halloween MIDIs, and enough Halloween colors to permanently scorch your monitor. This goes well with the "Crappy Ass Halloween theme" I started with the "Jacko" review. Um, I guess as well as it could possibly go.
PS: He asks to sign his guestbook; hey, don't kill the messenger. It says, "PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK" right on the page.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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