Hornet's Haunted Nest, submitted by Fez. 22-year old college student makes webpage which appears to be made by a 12-year old dropout. Tons of animated Halloween gifs, Halloween sounds, Halloween MIDIs, and enough Halloween colors to permanently scorch your monitor. This goes well with the "Crappy Ass Halloween theme" I started with the "Jacko" review. Um, I guess as well as it could possibly go.
PS: He asks to sign his guestbook; hey, don't kill the messenger. It says, "PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK" right on the page.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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