Hornet's Haunted Nest, submitted by Fez. 22-year old college student makes webpage which appears to be made by a 12-year old dropout. Tons of animated Halloween gifs, Halloween sounds, Halloween MIDIs, and enough Halloween colors to permanently scorch your monitor. This goes well with the "Crappy Ass Halloween theme" I started with the "Jacko" review. Um, I guess as well as it could possibly go.
PS: He asks to sign his guestbook; hey, don't kill the messenger. It says, "PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK" right on the page.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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