Poke & Gravy comix, submitted by me. Poke & Gravy is an abomination ten years in the making. I'd describe this comic myself, but the creator's words will do it better justice. Also, I'm too lazy to do it.
Poke is an impulsive, fun-loving porcupine; Gravy is an intelligent, worrisome turkey. Often called "the Odd Couple" of the cartoon world, these roommates star in a daily comic full of social satire, sticky situations and a whole lot of laughs.
Often called "the Odd Couple" of the cartoon world by the same people who often call anal beads "the Punky Brewster" of the sex toy world. If that didn't make sense to you, then I don't think you'll be able to keep up with the highbrow wit and poignancy displayed in Poke & Gravy strips like this:
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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