Poke & Gravy comix, submitted by me. Poke & Gravy is an abomination ten years in the making. I'd describe this comic myself, but the creator's words will do it better justice. Also, I'm too lazy to do it.
Poke is an impulsive, fun-loving porcupine; Gravy is an intelligent, worrisome turkey. Often called "the Odd Couple" of the cartoon world, these roommates star in a daily comic full of social satire, sticky situations and a whole lot of laughs.
Often called "the Odd Couple" of the cartoon world by the same people who often call anal beads "the Punky Brewster" of the sex toy world. If that didn't make sense to you, then I don't think you'll be able to keep up with the highbrow wit and poignancy displayed in Poke & Gravy strips like this:
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