War on Pornography, submitted by Echo Video. With global terrorism a threat to every free nation and rogue states wielding nuclear weapons as bargaining chips it's good to know that some people have got their priorities straight. They're waging an all out war on pornography.

We need to protect our children, our families, and our communities from this scourge.

Over 80% of Citizens want to clamp down on Pornography.

Now is the time to act!

Me and every single person I know must just miraculously reside in that 20% that could not possibly care less about cracking down on pornography.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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