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Danny Gans once leapt into the gorilla cage at the Las Vegas zoo and stole all their bananas. Danny Gans has 340 pairs of shoes, but only one shirt. Danny Gans has rabies but has learned to live with it. During one show, Danny Gans shot flames from his fingertips, killing and maiming the first 3 rows of the audience. Danny Gans combs his hair with the spine bones of an ostrich. At night Danny Gans can be seen riding around the desert air in a Pegasus and dropping crude pornography. Danny Gans fired the first shot at the Alamo. Danny Gans left ear is 12% larger than his right ear. Danny Gans is set to go off on October 4th at 12:45 AM. There will be no survivors.
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