Foundation for the Law of Time, submitted by m00es. The Mayans predicted that the world would end on December 21, 2012. Then their civilization crumbled. Perhaps it is indicative of the decline of our civilization that religious cults are springing up that base their beliefs around the Mayan calender. There are plenty of awesome things to base a religion on, but the calender of a people whose other major inventions include human sacrifice and self-mutilation isn't one of them. I predict a sharp decrease in the popularity of the Foundation for the Law of Time sometime around oh, say December 22, 2012.
The discovery of the Law of Time is an evolutionary function of the planetary transition from the biosphere to the noosphere. Its discovery demonstrates that the biospheric crisis bringing on the noosphere is a function of the deviation of the dominant species from natural time. The purpose of the Law of Time is not only to demonstrate the error but to provide the necessary intelligence to establish the noosphere through the regulation of the human mind in the corrective unifying timing template of the 13-Moon 28-day calendar...The biosphere-noosphere transition actually represents a stage in an evolutionary continuum, all stages of which are elucidated by the Law of Time in their entirety as Cosmic History.
These people also have an incredible amount of merchandise you can buy. I know what my friends are getting this christmas.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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