DagonBytes, submitted by Dr. Professor Mittons. Please be advised, this site is awfully scary! I kid you not – this site is run by a real vampire! When you load this site up you're treated to the most haunting flash interface ever! Be sure to click the hat, it's full of surprises destined to not just send chills down your spine, but also make your spine actually wet itself. As if that's not scary enough, he has a state-by-state listing of graveyards!

The site's most important feature, I feel, is this hilarious image that conveys just how big a loser Mr. Dagon is.

You'll find the usual bad art, and bad music, and so on. But most importantly, you'll fine that our vampire friend is a dirty furry.

Now that is scary.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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