The Milk Puking Headquarters, submitted by Jeremy. Kids drink milk. Kids puke milk. Kids record kids drinking and puking milk, then make a webpage dedicated to it. Only on the Internet, folks.

The Challenge:Drink an entire gallon of milk in one hour.

WARNING!! We do not encourage anyone to do this.

Yeah, okay, whatever. Encouraging braindead idiots to puke milk is a hell of a lot more healthier than encouraging them to write websites about it. This site contains wonderful pictures of various white people with too much free time and not enough common sense to step in front a train and help ol' Uncle Darwinism out. Make sure to take a look at their wonderful photo gallery, which features (of all odd things) them puking milk. It's fun AND educational! And stupid!

PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but you wussy vitamin-D people can't. This is only for the hardcore 2% brutes!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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