Shenanigans Gallery From Posing Productions, submitted by me. I can't tell you how many times a day I say to myself, "Rock climbers sure are cool, but I wish they had a sense of humor!" No, really, I can't tell you. My contract at Something Awful forbids me from discussing the topic and also keeps me from revealing my shoe size, along with the shoe sizes of my colleagues. Regardless, these rock climbers have a hunch that I say it to myself a lot so they've set up a side-splitting gallery of wacky hijynx to prove just how funny people who like nature can be. Behold their humorous pictures!
My sides are splitting from laughing so much, but they won't ease up! Here comes another one.
Someone call the humor police, because I've just been sexually assaulted!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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