Shenanigans Gallery From Posing Productions, submitted by me. I can't tell you how many times a day I say to myself, "Rock climbers sure are cool, but I wish they had a sense of humor!" No, really, I can't tell you. My contract at Something Awful forbids me from discussing the topic and also keeps me from revealing my shoe size, along with the shoe sizes of my colleagues. Regardless, these rock climbers have a hunch that I say it to myself a lot so they've set up a side-splitting gallery of wacky hijynx to prove just how funny people who like nature can be. Behold their humorous pictures!
My sides are splitting from laughing so much, but they won't ease up! Here comes another one.
Someone call the humor police, because I've just been sexually assaulted!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.