Shenanigans Gallery From Posing Productions, submitted by me. I can't tell you how many times a day I say to myself, "Rock climbers sure are cool, but I wish they had a sense of humor!" No, really, I can't tell you. My contract at Something Awful forbids me from discussing the topic and also keeps me from revealing my shoe size, along with the shoe sizes of my colleagues. Regardless, these rock climbers have a hunch that I say it to myself a lot so they've set up a side-splitting gallery of wacky hijynx to prove just how funny people who like nature can be. Behold their humorous pictures!
My sides are splitting from laughing so much, but they won't ease up! Here comes another one.
Someone call the humor police, because I've just been sexually assaulted!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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