Shenanigans Gallery From Posing Productions, submitted by me. I can't tell you how many times a day I say to myself, "Rock climbers sure are cool, but I wish they had a sense of humor!" No, really, I can't tell you. My contract at Something Awful forbids me from discussing the topic and also keeps me from revealing my shoe size, along with the shoe sizes of my colleagues. Regardless, these rock climbers have a hunch that I say it to myself a lot so they've set up a side-splitting gallery of wacky hijynx to prove just how funny people who like nature can be. Behold their humorous pictures!
My sides are splitting from laughing so much, but they won't ease up! Here comes another one.
Someone call the humor police, because I've just been sexually assaulted!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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