Cooking with Cum, submitted by roughly 12 million people who sent me this link. Cooking with Cum is a forum that was submitted to Weekend Web at least twenty times in the past few days. In an attempt to stop this stupid link from being submitted I am featuring this site as an awful link of the day. Only at Cooking with Cum can you engage in such topics as, "Is Eating Cum Murder?"

Hey - if you can eat menstration from chickens, I don't see how eating cum (however gross it may be) can be a problem.

Eggs are grosser than your own semen.

Eggs are gross.

I HATE EGGS.
Milk is also kinda gross.

Look, this all sounds very fascinating but I'm going to go ahead and close my browser window now. I don't know why so many people have been submitting this forum to Weekend Web but hey, here it is. Now please stop sending me the link. Or keep on sending it. I don't care.

Thank you.

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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