Entertainment Mall HYPNOTISTS, submitted by me. How many times have you raised your fists to the sky and bemoaned the lack of a hypnotist at a dinner party, sporting event, or intimate evening with your significant other? Well I'm about to help you out with this handy list of hypnotists to avoid. Take, for example...
Dr. Naughty - Perfect for children's parties and showing up in your bushes in the middle of the night.
Attila - Attila employs the dark spirits of the Lazy Eye to do his foul bidding, but always has time for a friendly thumbs-up.
Terry Stokes Jr. - You might think this picture was taken at Glamour Shots, but Terry actually hypnotized you into thinking it. He's that good.
Mike Mesmer "Eyes" - By the time you get the pun, you already think you're a chicken. Customers are kindly asked not to bring up the horrific accident which left Mike with discolored white scar tissue around his eyes.
I wasn't aware that there were this many hypnotists in the entire world. Do we really need that many?
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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