Dahv Official Site, submitted by verix. Pasty white sixth grade girl is a gangsta rapper. Okay, not really a gangsta rapper, but nestled in among her searingly mediocre and forgettable pop numbers are a handful of hilarious inappropriate rap gems.
Energized by the creative momentum, Dahv worked closely with Jesse James for ‘Daddy Don’t Trip’ – an autobiographical rap about growing up and “having a dad who can freak out sometimes”, says Dahv. “Don’t Trip reflects Dahv’s playful attitude and how she really handles her Dad”, says James, “something that all girls her age can relate to."
Song secretly about her "daddy" Jon Voigt. She's just horrible enough that I think you can expect to see her playing at next years Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. It will be further proof that kids have some fucking shitty taste.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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