The Major vs The OS-girls, submitted by Lowtax. Somehow the anime scene on the Internet has generated an entire anime mythology surrounding the various computer operating systems. Each operating system has its own relatively distinct characterization and fans of...whatever you would call this have produced hundreds of illustrations of these OS characters. In this particular instance an artist has combined the "Ghost in the Shell" anime with the OS characters and created something wholly disturbing about raping computers.

Found a security hole. Starting penatration.
Starting cyber hacking on target.

Heh heh, this is your reward for not doing a Windows Update.
So? How does it feel to get penatrated via the security hole?
I'm going to inject the virus deep into you.

The number of levels of abstraction involved in creating this almost make me dizzy. Cartoon girls based on productivity software being raped by a Japanese cartoon cyborg. It's enough to make a boy wish electricity had never been discovered by the caveman.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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