Celebrities Giantess, submitted by Hamper Cowboy. Giantism is one of those fetishes that are just close enough to "normal sexuality" that I almost "get" them. If you love women then you'd probably love giant women too! At least until you actually think about the logistics, the dangers, the tiny insignificant smells suddenly magnified to macro scales. Not to mention many of these giant fetish sites feature women destroying cities. All the same, you could do a lot worse than a giant Katie Holmes. "The Gift" indeed.

Clarissa, this explains nothing! NYC gets terrorist airplanes, we get a thousand foot tall Melissa Joan Hart. The good news? The death will be quick and relatively painless. The bad news? She has a yeast infection.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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