Crazy Happy Vomiting Girl Fun!!, submitted by biomy. Ten years ago if you would have told me I would be writing about websites featuring drawings of women being hit so hard that they explode vomit, I probably would have put a gun to my head and blown my brains out. Well, the joke's on you, because there are no bullet holes in my head and here I am, ten years later, writing about a website featuring drawings of women being hit so hard that they explode vomit. How did it come to this? As usual, Japan takes the blame.
Aside from some dangerous liberties with color and anatomy, this guy demonstrates minor talent, albeit annoying anime talent. Unfortunately he dedicates his talent to one of those mind-boggling fetishes you have to have a railroad spike jammed in your brain just to grasp. In the midst of this woman-punching nonsense, there is also this incredibly confusing drawing of a "woman" squeezing a penis in "her" folded arm. Is that a fetish now too? Maybe I lack imagination, but that's about as erotic as being forced to diagram sentences from SA articles. When all is said and done, we have one more site to add to the stack of evidence supporting Japan's complete re-obliteration.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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