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Bum Signs From Hell: the homeless are everywhere, and as far as I can tell, there is no hope of ever escaping their menacing stares and charity requests. Because most people lack the ability to properly speak to the homeless, and because the homeless are apparently only wealthy in cardboard scraps and markers, signs seem to be the premiere medium for their begging. Every self-respecting bum has some kind of polite or depressing sign meant to charm the change out of your pockets. The Goons decided to make those signs even more charming.
Food Hybrids: what of you were given the god-like ability to combine two of your favorite foods into one tasty treat? Would you abuse your power, or would you use it for the purposes of good? Since this is probably the worst god-like power to be granted, there isn't much point in doing anything good with it. It shows in these disgusting meals.
"caldrax" tries to con us all. I glower dubiously.
"Alaska" (not the state) submitted this (the image, not the smell of urine):
"Denzil Quixode" finds poor Pac-Man out in the street. No doubt because of that whore of a wife Mrs. Pac-Man turned out to be.
Fun fact: "Madoushi" was the second person to use this joke, and his also looked the worst. Since it was about Fark, I went with his.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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