Totem to Tample – Antichrist of the Week, submitted by Swing'n Dick. Just as each day we spotlight a horrible website plaguing the world, Antichrist of the Week kindly trivializes one of the foreshadowed antagonists from the Bible into a rotating rogue's gallery. Sadly, this isn't quite as nutty religious as it could be. Instead it's just benign and agonizingly sad. In a world full of monsters, murderers, rapists, Scientologists, and so on, am I to believe Berry Bonds is really worthy of being an Antichrist for a week? Maybe if Barry Bonds helped wipe out a third of the world's population, but at best he's just some pointless celebrity athlete. The qualifications for Antichrist are so dreadful these days we may as well just scrap the whole concept.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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