Shield Cam, submitted by dans1420. Have you ever longed to see through the eyes of a reproduction medieval shield being used in mock combat at a SCA gathering? No? Too bad, fruitcake!

This is the homepage of Lord Hanse Drachensohn, occasionally known as Shieldcam. I am a member of the Society For Creative Anachronism. I live in the Shire of Sunderoak within the sylvan lands of the Kingdom of Æthelmearc. My page is as always under construction, and i'll be adding alot of content within the next few weeks.

Oh Lord Hanse, what won't you stick a camera in? Hopefully sire Drachensohn's ye olde bandwidthe will hold out so that you can catch a glimpse of the videos.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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