Birth Story Diaries, submitted by DonMagicJuan. For every person that believes that birth is a miracle from God there is another that thinks childbirth is a mundane yet disgusting process. Giving birth is as common and disgusting as taking a dump. But what do I know? Visit Birth Diaries and decide for yourself!

Here you will find real live pictures of insane people who feel that giving birth in the home with the children watching and hugging mommie's bare stomach is better than giving birth in a hospital that is prepared for anything that goes wrong with the birth. DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THIS LINK. It is not safe for your soul!

Jesus, she really ruined the bed didn't she?

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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