Second Face, submitted by Sulzanti. In one of the more creepy examples of why Japan is completely goddamn nuts, we have this... thing...
Finally, the dream of looking like a soulless anime monstrosity is a reality. Unfortunately, you pretty much have to be a horrible pervert capable of paying an underage girl to wear one of these masks, because no self-respecting person would ever wear one. Forget about terrorism for just five minutes and tell me, WHY IS NO ONE PUTTING A STOP TO THIS?
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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