Second Face, submitted by Sulzanti. In one of the more creepy examples of why Japan is completely goddamn nuts, we have this... thing...
Finally, the dream of looking like a soulless anime monstrosity is a reality. Unfortunately, you pretty much have to be a horrible pervert capable of paying an underage girl to wear one of these masks, because no self-respecting person would ever wear one. Forget about terrorism for just five minutes and tell me, WHY IS NO ONE PUTTING A STOP TO THIS?
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.