Second Face, submitted by Sulzanti. In one of the more creepy examples of why Japan is completely goddamn nuts, we have this... thing...
Finally, the dream of looking like a soulless anime monstrosity is a reality. Unfortunately, you pretty much have to be a horrible pervert capable of paying an underage girl to wear one of these masks, because no self-respecting person would ever wear one. Forget about terrorism for just five minutes and tell me, WHY IS NO ONE PUTTING A STOP TO THIS?
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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