Second Face, submitted by Sulzanti. In one of the more creepy examples of why Japan is completely goddamn nuts, we have this... thing...

Finally, the dream of looking like a soulless anime monstrosity is a reality. Unfortunately, you pretty much have to be a horrible pervert capable of paying an underage girl to wear one of these masks, because no self-respecting person would ever wear one. Forget about terrorism for just five minutes and tell me, WHY IS NO ONE PUTTING A STOP TO THIS?

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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