Biohazard Erotica, submitted by Stephen Takacs. It turns out my original Awful Link was of a mildly retarded gentleman and I have taken down the site in the name of decency and the progression of physically challenged body builders everywhere. Whatever keeps those goofballs off the street is alright by me. Anyway my band aid site for today has ruined all my childhood shows for me and I will hate it forever. No Alf, put your cloths back on!
Next week I swear I won't pick on any handicapped people and hit old ladies with my car anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. For now on I'll stick to minorities and the blind.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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