Biohazard Erotica, submitted by Stephen Takacs. It turns out my original Awful Link was of a mildly retarded gentleman and I have taken down the site in the name of decency and the progression of physically challenged body builders everywhere. Whatever keeps those goofballs off the street is alright by me. Anyway my band aid site for today has ruined all my childhood shows for me and I will hate it forever. No Alf, put your cloths back on!
Next week I swear I won't pick on any handicapped people and hit old ladies with my car anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. For now on I'll stick to minorities and the blind.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.