Biohazard Erotica, submitted by Stephen Takacs. It turns out my original Awful Link was of a mildly retarded gentleman and I have taken down the site in the name of decency and the progression of physically challenged body builders everywhere. Whatever keeps those goofballs off the street is alright by me. Anyway my band aid site for today has ruined all my childhood shows for me and I will hate it forever. No Alf, put your cloths back on!
Next week I swear I won't pick on any handicapped people and hit old ladies with my car anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. For now on I'll stick to minorities and the blind.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.