Biohazard Erotica, submitted by Stephen Takacs. It turns out my original Awful Link was of a mildly retarded gentleman and I have taken down the site in the name of decency and the progression of physically challenged body builders everywhere. Whatever keeps those goofballs off the street is alright by me. Anyway my band aid site for today has ruined all my childhood shows for me and I will hate it forever. No Alf, put your cloths back on!
Next week I swear I won't pick on any handicapped people and hit old ladies with my car anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. For now on I'll stick to minorities and the blind.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.