Biohazard Erotica, submitted by Stephen Takacs. It turns out my original Awful Link was of a mildly retarded gentleman and I have taken down the site in the name of decency and the progression of physically challenged body builders everywhere. Whatever keeps those goofballs off the street is alright by me. Anyway my band aid site for today has ruined all my childhood shows for me and I will hate it forever. No Alf, put your cloths back on!
Next week I swear I won't pick on any handicapped people and hit old ladies with my car anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. For now on I'll stick to minorities and the blind.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.