Deformed Feet Picture Gallery, submitted by Ein. They say that necessity is the mother of invention, which I guess makes the Internet stillborn. But let's face it, without the Internet a lot of horrible fetishes would simply be too inconvenient. Thanks to this miraculous global communication network, people can trade disgusting images with ease, highlighting the bondless potential of mankind along the way. Twenty years ago a person wanting to jack off to the sight of foot disfigurement would have had to invest a great deal of effort and patience, likely involving nets and abduction. But now, in this age of wonders great and small, they can do it in the blink of an eye and this dreadful site. Thank you Internet for making life easier!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.