URGENT HEALTH BULLETIN, submitted by anc823. Nothing screams, "I'M A REAL DOCTOR AND I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU SO STOP TAKING THAT GODDAMN MEDICINE!" better than "I HAVEN'T HAD WATER IN 20 YEARS!!!" This site is all about a revolutionary new way of living that apparently entails never thinking about your health. I've been practicing this lifestyle for a while now, which is probably why I'm going to die at age 25 after my body completely explodes in some sort of diabetic supernova. But nonetheless, William Campbell Douglass II, MD, soldiers on into the brave world of exposing the faults of common sense medicine, championing a world of Mountain Dew style extreme healthcare.
William Campbell Douglass II, MD, has been medicine's most famous 'maverick' for decades. Now, his no-holds-barred publication is gaining cult status among the well informed...
(April 2004) HE'S BEEN HOOTED AT and called a 'maverick' by the health establishment that fears him. But William Campbell Douglass II, MD, isn't a voice in the wilderness anymore.
I don't know about you, but I don't trust a doctor unless he gets hooted at and called a maverick by the corrupt medical establishment. You know, the same medical establishment that says that jamming syringes full of bacon grease into your eyeballs is a bad idea. They're wrong, and a healthy coating of bacon grease on your retinas lets you see in eleven dimensions.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.