Heavenly Images, submitted by Spoondick. For a mere $20 Heavenly Images will superimpose you or a loved one’s photo onto a picture of Jesus. Imagine all the lucrative benefits of having a picture of yourself with Christ…

Borders Interviewer: I see here on page 2 of your application you list Jesus as a personal reference.

Jed: That’s right. In fact here’s a picture of us together.

Borders Interviewer: Wow, you’re hired!



Nothing says loving tribute like badly photoshopped angel wings on the picture of a deceased family member. My main question here is how did they get a picture of Jesus? Lowtax suggested he agreed to show up in exchange for half of the heavenly images profits.

– Jedidiah (@notoriousamoeba)

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