Heavenly Images, submitted by Spoondick. For a mere $20 Heavenly Images will superimpose you or a loved one’s photo onto a picture of Jesus. Imagine all the lucrative benefits of having a picture of yourself with Christ…
Borders Interviewer: I see here on page 2 of your application you list Jesus as a personal reference.
Jed: That’s right. In fact here’s a picture of us together.
Borders Interviewer: Wow, you’re hired!
Nothing says loving tribute like badly photoshopped angel wings on the picture of a deceased family member. My main question here is how did they get a picture of Jesus? Lowtax suggested he agreed to show up in exchange for half of the heavenly images profits.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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