World Beard and Moustache Championships, submitted by me. The pictures on this page will give you nightmares. It's amazing how much effort some guys put into this HAIRBRAINED contest! HAR!
"Hold on to my handlebars, madam, you're in for a bumpy ride!"
I know I could never hope to become a World Beard or Moustache Champion, but for some reason I think I can live with that.
EDIT: Oh what do you know, Livestock already wrote a great big update about this site in January. I knew he loved the beard!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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