World Beard and Moustache Championships, submitted by me. The pictures on this page will give you nightmares. It's amazing how much effort some guys put into this HAIRBRAINED contest! HAR!
"Hold on to my handlebars, madam, you're in for a bumpy ride!"
I know I could never hope to become a World Beard or Moustache Champion, but for some reason I think I can live with that.
EDIT: Oh what do you know, Livestock already wrote a great big update about this site in January. I knew he loved the beard!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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