World Beard and Moustache Championships, submitted by me. The pictures on this page will give you nightmares. It's amazing how much effort some guys put into this HAIRBRAINED contest! HAR!
"Hold on to my handlebars, madam, you're in for a bumpy ride!"
I know I could never hope to become a World Beard or Moustache Champion, but for some reason I think I can live with that.
EDIT: Oh what do you know, Livestock already wrote a great big update about this site in January. I knew he loved the beard!
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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