Dental Distortions, submitted by me. Before I get any hate mail, I know this site is just trying to shill overpriced fake teeth and isn't particularly awful in itself. What is awful, however, is their page full of dozens of happy customers wearing the same 3 pairs of teeth.
Make the obvious Michael Jackson joke, win a job at the Tonight Show
We're hideous because we enjoy sports! See how funny that is?
Ponce De Leon approves of this product and/or service between acts of his blackface musical
Okay, the site still isn't that bad. I admit it. I just wanted an excuse to riff on some of those pictures and my captions didn't even turn out to be all that funny. Are you happy now? JEEZ.
The perfect addition to my living room. The hardy resin exterior is fantastic, because I can just hose it down to remove all the raccoon dung that tends to accumulate.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
There's a new Tony Hawk game in town, and it has projectiles. ...?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.