Dental Distortions, submitted by me. Before I get any hate mail, I know this site is just trying to shill overpriced fake teeth and isn't particularly awful in itself. What is awful, however, is their page full of dozens of happy customers wearing the same 3 pairs of teeth.
Make the obvious Michael Jackson joke, win a job at the Tonight Show
We're hideous because we enjoy sports! See how funny that is?
Ponce De Leon approves of this product and/or service between acts of his blackface musical
Okay, the site still isn't that bad. I admit it. I just wanted an excuse to riff on some of those pictures and my captions didn't even turn out to be all that funny. Are you happy now? JEEZ.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.