Dental Distortions, submitted by me. Before I get any hate mail, I know this site is just trying to shill overpriced fake teeth and isn't particularly awful in itself. What is awful, however, is their page full of dozens of happy customers wearing the same 3 pairs of teeth.
Make the obvious Michael Jackson joke, win a job at the Tonight Show
We're hideous because we enjoy sports! See how funny that is?
Ponce De Leon approves of this product and/or service between acts of his blackface musical
Okay, the site still isn't that bad. I admit it. I just wanted an excuse to riff on some of those pictures and my captions didn't even turn out to be all that funny. Are you happy now? JEEZ.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.