Dental Distortions, submitted by me. Before I get any hate mail, I know this site is just trying to shill overpriced fake teeth and isn't particularly awful in itself. What is awful, however, is their page full of dozens of happy customers wearing the same 3 pairs of teeth.
Make the obvious Michael Jackson joke, win a job at the Tonight Show
We're hideous because we enjoy sports! See how funny that is?
Ponce De Leon approves of this product and/or service between acts of his blackface musical
Okay, the site still isn't that bad. I admit it. I just wanted an excuse to riff on some of those pictures and my captions didn't even turn out to be all that funny. Are you happy now? JEEZ.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.