Dental Distortions, submitted by me. Before I get any hate mail, I know this site is just trying to shill overpriced fake teeth and isn't particularly awful in itself. What is awful, however, is their page full of dozens of happy customers wearing the same 3 pairs of teeth.
Make the obvious Michael Jackson joke, win a job at the Tonight Show
We're hideous because we enjoy sports! See how funny that is?
Ponce De Leon approves of this product and/or service between acts of his blackface musical
Okay, the site still isn't that bad. I admit it. I just wanted an excuse to riff on some of those pictures and my captions didn't even turn out to be all that funny. Are you happy now? JEEZ.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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