Fatty Patty Love Doll (NWS). Submitted by palmy. That link ain't worksafe my friend. I can't even show you a picture of what it is. You'll just have to see for yourself. Based on the description alone I'm sure you'll rush to the site with your credit card handy.

Fatty Patty is the life of the party with three colossal love holes. She's large and in charge! Patty has three love passages: her mouth, vagina and big ass. Vagina and ass connect in a pouch. Fatty Patty is an inflatable sex doll.

Hey, you could do a lot worse for $26.25, like going to California Adventure. Like my father always told me, a hole is a hole.

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