Cutter420, submitted by dorkasaurus_rex. If you like Nine Inch Nails, seizure-causing animated backgrounds, self-cutting, and generic quasi-goth then Cutter420 is the girl for you. Assuming you're about 15.

yo people, what goin on. my name is marisa. i like to play along with the little advertisement thingys on websites that say stuff like if you hit the bug you will win an xbox, just cuz its fun to hit the bugs and play the fun games :P most of my friends call me kid, or kiddo, the professor, and my old friends call me mo. im 15 AND a half, gotta have the half. i finished 9th grade!! yay!! i go to collins high, it's an alternative school. i go there cuz all the people are fucking ass holes at white river and they kicked me out. which is cool cuz collins is like 500 times better. i love music and art, and most of all i love gettin baked. these pics are of my friends from school. they all rule. anyways, i'm kinda weird i guess. as you can tell i from my hair, i like to do outrageous things. what can i say, i'm craaaazy!! yeah, so ttyl!

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